Yeah, I bet it's not.

Sitting down to eat at a new Italian restaurant, the waitress brings us some waters and starts to tell us about the specials.

 

"Tonight, we have Veal Champee-un, uh, Shampyon, which means in a mushroom sauce. Over cheese polenta.  That's like grits, Italian grits."

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